Light Switch Sociopathy

Photo by Terry Vlisidis on Unsplash

Have you ever seen an influencer in the wild?

A few weeks ago I was in Ibiza and was fortunate enough to get a hotel room with a private pool.

On day 1, a woman in a bikini jumped onto the wall of my hotel room, to take a selfie—replicating my view.

On came:

• the pout

• the bum sticking out

• the hair flick.

It all happened in…